Akutsu Jin ([info]hanzo_steel_jin) wrote,
@ 2005-07-12 12:34:00
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Current mood: full
Current music:nothing

Oooh no
Well... incidentally, tripping one of her friends off of a bridge helped solidify and bring my point of "leave me alone" home.

I feel freed somewhat but that doesn't stop the fact that there are people around and I feel watched. Even in my own bedroom. I had to unplug my webcam because I could swear it was turning itself on.

That's not paranoia. I would wake up and it would be on.

I think I'm over my cheesecake addiction.

Considering I had about 15 delivered to my house. Either by some sniveling girl or by some harassed looking pastry ... whatever. They're in the freezer/fridge... does anyone know how long these fuckers will keep for? I'm not about to throw out perfectly good baked goods simply on account of them being from crazed fangirls women.... well at least until I find a razorblade or something equally disturbing.

God I'm so full. One of them sent dinner. UGH.

-Jin




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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 01:49 am UTC (link)
DO YOU THINK IT'LL LAST LONG ENOUGH TO KEEP ME FROM STEALING IT

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 01:51 am UTC (link)
Do you think you can get past my front door and a baseball bat?

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 01:52 am UTC (link)
who needs front doors when you've got windows

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 01:53 am UTC (link)
.... I hope you know I have a black belt in ass kicking and you're going down.

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 01:54 am UTC (link)
yeah well i kick ass ... WITH TENNIS AND/OR MY PURE BADASSERY

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT MY GOOD SIR

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 01:56 am UTC (link)
THAT MY BELT IS STILL GONNA STING WHEN IT HITS YOU

BACK AWAY FROM THE CHEESECAKE AND NO ONE GETS HURT

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 01:58 am UTC (link)
NOT IF IT'S ON FIRE OH WAIT NOT IF YOU MISS

You're not gonna eat that much cheesecake anyway and YOU KNOW IT OKAY?

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:00 am UTC (link)
THAT CAN BE ARRANGED I NEVER MISS

i'll eat that much cheesecake eventually! It'll just take awhile... YOU DON'T NEED TO BE GREEDY AND STEAL IT! Why are you jackin' my shit?

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:02 am UTC (link)
or can it?! Yeah?! But I know judo! Oooooooh.

What if it goes bad first!! Then it would be a waste of PERFECTLY GOOD CHEESECAKE and that would mean it DESERVED to be stealed! stolen? ... to be TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU.

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:06 am UTC (link)
give me 25 seconds, lighter fluid and a match and we can more than make the magic happen OH YEAH!? Well... I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue. I think that accounts for a lot of things. What's judo gonna do with that!? NOTHING!!!

THAT'S STILL MY CHEESECAKE AND I DON'T SHARE MY GODDAMN THINGS. LET ALONE DESSERT. DESSERT IS SPECIAL FOR ME AND YOU CANNOT HAVE IT.

Just like you cannot have this tequila here. NONE FOR YOU.

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:28 am UTC (link)
That's not magic! It's SCIENCE. ... judo's gonna MURDER THAT. IN THE FACE.

It's not yours if I STEAL IT.

YEAH WELL YOU'RE SELFISH

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:48 am UTC (link)
SCIENCE RULES! ... ill mrudr u in the face.

UEYAH WLL I'L STELL YOU!

... somthin.

no. no i'm tnoh. i just hate sutpid piople

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 03:00 am UTC (link)
science and industry will one day be the dominant forces in this world, taking precedence over the basic needs of mankind I'll murder YOUR MOM in the face

OH YEAH WELL I'LL STEAL OTHER STUFF, EG YOUR GIRLFRIEND IF YOU HAVE ONE

everybody knows the world is full of stupid people but i've got the pistol so i'll keep the pesos
yeah that seems fair

do you know that song?? it's in english but it's a good song even if it's in english

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 03:12 am UTC (link)
too many words, so little sobriety LEAF MY MOTHER OUT OF THEIS.

I DON'T HAVE ONE. UT IV'E AGOT CHEESECAKE.

yovu'e got a gun? shti.

i dont'. wtf songs?

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 03:14 am UTC (link)
it is called philosophy sir and i think you would do well to learn of it!!!! ONLY NOT OK

how do you know you've got a cheesecake
maybe it's like the spoon

omg!

it's a good song seriously i don't know then it starts talking about star trek

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 03:15 am UTC (link)
ALSO WHY SHOULD I LEAVE YOUR MOTHER OUT

i bet she sells herself on the street so she'll get things put in her and won't be left out

out/in see what i did there

... i don't know either.

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 03:24 am UTC (link)
MY MMOOMMY IS NOT A HOWRE.

you sir ar bing vry rde and we wll hav to stl this lk men!

u r lik so dead

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 03:32 am UTC (link)
Awwwww, Mr. Big Bad Jin wuvs his mommy :'(

What are you talking about!! oh wait i think i figured it out

NUH-UH

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 01:58 am UTC (link)
And for the record... badassery? ... that's ... not anything to do with .. . haberdashery ....... is it?

I need to stay away from ... stuff.

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 01:59 am UTC (link)
... I don't know what that is!

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:01 am UTC (link)
I'm not too sure myself but I heard it on TV once and it sort of rhymes.

You're still not getting any cheesecake.

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!!!
[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:04 am UTC (link)
Haberdashery ... badassery ... A badass haberdashery? It sounds like a place. Like a place where they make haberdashes. Whatever those might be. Uhhhh.

Sure I am.

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:07 am UTC (link)
WTf is a hbaerdash!? WHAT D O YOU USE THAT RFOR?!

... sounds evill.

Oh no. Oh noo you are not.

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:29 am UTC (link)
It's ... a ... haber. For DASHISG. A very fast haber. OHHHHH.

I'D HIT IT. WITH A BUS.

ARe too!

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:47 am UTC (link)
wtfa re you drink to? @

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:50 am UTC (link)
no

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:57 am UTC (link)
liesxxxxx

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:58 am UTC (link)
OR IS IT?

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:29 am UTC (link)
dashing

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:41 am UTC (link)
WHAT'S YOUR RING TONE

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:41 am UTC (link)
ALSO YOU KNOW THE CHEESECAKE WILL FALL INTO MINE HANDS MUCH AS THE LADIES DO

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:42 am UTC (link)
you know because they swoon and stuff

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:42 am UTC (link)
and so will the cheesecake only like metaphorically

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:46 am UTC (link)
how did you get this goddamn number aslkddfhbdk

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 02:57 am UTC (link)


PWNED

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 02:58 am UTC (link)
WHURZ U AT

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 03:03 am UTC (link)
WHERE DO YOU THINK MY GOOD SIR



!!!!!!!!!

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 03:04 am UTC (link)
WTF SHOOOOOOOOESSSSSSS

TAHT MESAN YOUR INSIDE

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 03:11 am UTC (link)


!!!

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 03:13 am UTC (link)
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJGAAAAAAAA

holad up i';ll coem let youa in.

I GGIVE UP. I'LL ELT YOU HAVE MAY CHESECCEAKE

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 03:17 am UTC (link)
OH YOU DON't HAVE TO

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[info]hanzo_steel_jin
2005-07-13 03:22 am UTC (link)
YYOU AHVE MPROVE N URS.LVE WRTHY!!

YOAUR EGREAT SARMUAI!!!!

i have cofeeTO?

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[info]red_eye_terror
2005-07-13 03:28 am UTC (link)
oooh

shit lol now i should find out where you live JUST TO CONFUSE YOU MORE and also i probably shouldn't send this because it'd be like giving it away whoa

[ooc: yes, that strikeout'd part is deleted. thankfully.]

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