Break Stuff

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-12-04T22:58:00

2005-12-05T04:01:05Z

While everyone else was enjoying pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving.. I myself was enjoying pumpkin cheesecake. I don't know how my mother made it and I don't even fucking care all I know is that that bitch ended up in front of me and I devoured it whole. God it was the best thing ever. Fuck holidays except where there is food.

What the hell is up with the weather lately too?

-Jin

la di fuckin' da

2005-11-16T05:46:11Z

I finally found my way back to SomethingAwful the other day, it was like getting back to the motherland.

They had a Halloween Fashion Swat and if you don't go see anything else on that site, you should go and read that. I laughed aloud. It scared my mother. Oh well, bitch needs a good scare every once in awhile.

-Jin

no

2005-11-03T03:20:08Z

And you know what else I hate? When they don't have my favorite flavor of powerade at the store because then I'm thirsty and get no reprieve from my thirst in the form of the flavor that I would most like to have. I have to settle on some other flavor, like yellow. And do you notice how they make up stupid fucking catchy names like ARCTIC BLAST. Fuck it, just call it "the blue shit," because that's what I call it. I want the blue shit. I don't want the yellow shit. It looks like radioactive piss and that's really the last goddamn thing I want to be drinking.

Thanks.

Fuck. You.

-Jin

[CRACK WEEK]:3

2005-10-07T05:17:45Z

Today is a great day. And not only that, I thought about volunteering at the hospital in the ICU so I could spend more time around kids.

...

I think we should go out on a date ♥

-Jin

[ahaha wtf crack week god save us all]

...

2005-09-26T20:21:17Z

Did anyone else know about the invention of Cheesecake snackbars.

Six to a box, bitches.

Oh, fuck the strawberry ones are so good.

-Jin

DD:! Did you want me to post that log? I keep trying to catch you on aim and I can never find you! Hence why I'm posting here. T_T;

oajsdf;k

2005-09-17T19:34:22Z

I thought bleach was only something I did to my HAIR.

Apparently after some high quality INVESTIGATION ... because you know... I had some ... THINGS ~~GAY PORN~~ thrown at me -- I discover it's actually this ... show on TV with these people and ...

.. I am so very not amused at all... not at all ever even a little bit.

First it was those damn lace and bonnet wearing freaks and now it's a bunch of freaky faghags who swear up and down they want to dress me up and drag me around and photograph me in compromising positions.

~~There's not enough cheesecake in the world to make this right...~~

NNNGH.

I'm gonna get drunk or something. I THINK THAT MIGHT MAKE IT BETTER.

~~I heard something about dressing Sengoku up as some... strawberry? What?~~

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-09-13T12:07:00

2005-09-13T16:09:25Z

I'm updating from school because if I were actually paying attention I'd fucking stab myself in the face.

Moreover I think SomethingAwful is redeeming itself because this week they made fun of both movies AND fat people. That right there is just begging for brownie points. There might just be a God. Cheesecake after school if I can avoid certain people. Why have I started craving this shit?

-Jin

oh no

2005-09-01T20:22:15Z

AAAAAAAAH HOMEWORK.

Where is SomethingAwful? This is no good. I didn't sign up for this.

-Jin

No sir.

2005-08-24T02:56:53Z

School? Again?

Fuck that shit, give me back my summer vacation. I don't want to be stuck back in a classroom again already. Too soon for that.

I just had the most foul tasting brownie.

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-08-06T16:18:00

2005-08-06T20:17:24Z

I'm disturbed by the lust you people have for cheesecake >\

And for the record my cellphone is on, call me. If you want to do something. And if you're not in my little gothic lolita fanclub.

Yeah. That.

-Jin

Oh shit.

2005-07-29T02:32:24Z

I'm so bored, I'm advertising the fact that I'm available to spend time with other people. I realize that's dangerous what with that scare with the fanclub or whatever but... right... I'm hoping either they're not reading this or something... bullshit whatever.

Does anyone want to hang out or something? Pool? Tennis? Cheesecake? Yeah -- yeah I might be willing to share.

Oh, and hey, even though I'm opening up the invitation -- if you reply, I can still turn your ass down if you annoy me too fucking much.

Just wanted to clarify that beforehand.

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-07-20T20:56:00

2005-07-21T00:58:02Z

Nope. Not a goddamn thing to write about.

Though I will say this -- did you know if you have a headache, and you jerk off, you do feel better?

No shit.

-Jin

Oooh no

2005-07-12T16:37:35Z

Well... incidentally, tripping one of her friends off of a bridge helped solidify and bring my point of "leave me alone" home.

I feel freed somewhat but that doesn't stop the fact that there are people around and I feel watched. Even in my own bedroom. I had to unplug my webcam because I could swear it was turning itself on.

That's not paranoia. I would wake up and it would be on.

I think I'm over my cheesecake addiction.

Considering I had about 15 delivered to my house. Either by some sniveling girl or by some harassed looking pastry ... whatever. They're in the freezer/fridge... does anyone know how long these fuckers will keep for? I'm not about to throw out perfectly good baked goods simply on account of them being from crazed ~~fangirls~~ women.... well at least until I find a razorblade or something equally disturbing.

God I'm so full. One of them sent dinner. UGH.

-Jin

Ooooh my God

2005-07-08T02:00:40Z

You know I met this really interesting girl. And by interesting I mean she had a nice rack.

But one thing is for goddamn sure. I don't care if she did bring me cheesecake. NOTHING makes up for wearing those stupid fucking frilly black lace dresses and baby bonnets and ... WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH EGL?!

AND WHY DO I HAVE A FAN CLUB!?

WHY ARE THEY FOLLOWING ME AROUND?!

I've had to stop going to some of my favorite places because they've taken to following me there and that's really getting on my last nerve. >\

Jesus. H. Christ.

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-06-24T22:07:00

2005-06-25T02:05:40Z

Real men don't cry.

But this is an exception.

-Jin

...

2005-06-15T05:33:53Z

Have you ever just ... not had anything to post about?

Yeah. Yeah.

That's exactly how I fucking feel. Nothing.

Doesn't help that it's summer either. So now there really is nothing going on. It's not just a conspiracy. I need a tan or something I look like fucking Powder -- that kid... from that movie... with the power to control lightning? Yeah -- no one else watches American cinema who the fuck am I kidding.

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-06-08T05:33:00

2005-06-08T09:32:38Z

I think I had some bad Italian food because my stomach is definitely not pleased with this... turn of events that I fed it called Raviolis.

Photoshop Phriday cheered me up this week though.

I need to get out of the goddamn house. >\

-Jin

....

2005-05-28T07:02:53Z

Saw a beautiful quote the other day. I don't even remember who said it at this point, just something I overheard at someone else's table while I was waiting for my drink.

"For the record, it's not that I'm gay so much as I am an opportunist."

Beats being asexual.

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-05-18T17:45:00

2005-05-18T21:43:27Z

I never thought I'd see one in person. But I did.

*shudder*

Ganguro...

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-05-13T22:28:00

2005-05-14T02:27:24Z

You know what really amuses me.... songs that were originally in English that some genius Japanese idiot decided they could sing. I start flipping radio stations and hear the most random shit in the entire world. I kid you not.

What the hell is this "Last Christmas" song and who the hell is singing it?! Is that a man?! Jesus...

I need to get out. I'm going to go play tennis at the street courts. I feel like I'm losing my touch and that just can't happen.

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-04-26T20:44:00

2005-04-27T00:43:52Z

HAHAHAHAAHAH

I watched some kid on rollerblades wipe out and fall off the side of a footbridge over the weekend. I think that's been the highlight of the past month. Nothing compared to the piercing shrill wail that he let out as he flew over the railing and into the ice cold water below.

My fucking sides ached I was laughing so hard.

Jesus Christ I think I'm either getting asthma or need to cut back on the cigarettes because just laughing at that kid was enough to leave me coughing. Ahha oh shit everyone should've been there.

-Jin

[EEEe.. sorry everyone. I meant to update over the weekend but was working on my term paper. >

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-04-17T17:37:00

2005-04-17T21:39:59Z

I ended up at the street courts again the other day.

As if I even need to update with the details of that meeting. I won, end story.

Then I went out for drinks and as usual got away without even so much as a fake ID.

So fucking boring.

-Jin

Mmm

2005-04-11T17:30:53Z

The Photoshop Phriday with the "Choose Your Own Adventure" mockups was one of the best they have done in a long time.

I think I'm getting sick, I've had a runny nose and sore throat for days along with the requisite sneezing. I fucking hate getting sick and if I am indeed sick I am going to take advantage of my ailments and skip class.

Take that, fuckers.

Ugh... getting headahce and feverish again. ...

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-04-04T20:15:00

2005-04-05T00:16:43Z

I'm so fucking tired.

What the fuck is this shit with me making a private entry. ... right.. I don't think I've ever pulled an all nighter for school before but I was actually attempting that thing that enables me to get good grades. I can't believe I forgot about the assignment until the last minute, but yeah, I did.

Then my lovely mother found out about it and decided to butt into my work and "assist" me. Wherein we both pulled an all nighter to get the stupid thing finished.

Have I mentioned that I think school is fucking stupid? Because it is.

I'm taking a nap. Jesus Christ I'm turning into a five year old.

-Jin

hanzo_steel_jin @ 2005-03-27T16:17:00

2005-03-27T21:16:19Z

I'm starving and no one is around to cook me food.

And I can't find the phone book to call in something for delivery. This is all a scheme to get me out of the house. I hate going outside. The sun is shining. It will get in my eyes and make my head hurt worse than it already does.

Fuck that.

-Jin